 Sometimes,  we're absolutely dumbfounded by the type of products that people try to  get rid off on eBay. Why would anybody actually want to buy a 1996 Ford  Aspire with a pair of custom made wings? Beats us, but the eBay seller  says that it retractable  wings are street legal in Illinois if they are  folded - we'd ask an official if we were 'high' enough to buy such a  car and drive around in it. In any case, skip the jump to check out the  photo gallery and the seller's amusing description.
Sometimes,  we're absolutely dumbfounded by the type of products that people try to  get rid off on eBay. Why would anybody actually want to buy a 1996 Ford  Aspire with a pair of custom made wings? Beats us, but the eBay seller  says that it retractable  wings are street legal in Illinois if they are  folded - we'd ask an official if we were 'high' enough to buy such a  car and drive around in it. In any case, skip the jump to check out the  photo gallery and the seller's amusing description.
Jet  AirCar Prototype Mock-up was designed and built by Superior Areo  Designs as a whimsical tribute to the concept of the flying car, or the  roadable airplane.  It is built on a 1996 Ford Aspire, but more on the  car later.  The Jet AirCar is constructed of wood, foam, metal and  assorted other materials, some are actually from an experimental  aircraft but most are hardware store grade.  The Jet AirCar has not and  never will fly, but it is an attention getter driving around town and in  parades.  Maximum taxi speed with the wings up is 35mph and 15mph with  them in the down position. It is street legal in Illinois with the wings  folded, 10ft high and less than 8 ft wide. Attaching the wing assembly  takes about 30 minutes.  The "Jet" engine is a nacelle only.  It is  taking up space in my hangar and I'm getting married in the fall so out  it goes.
The  car part of the Jet AirCar Prototype Mock-up is a 1996 Ford Aspire 4  door.  It has a 5 speed manual trans, AM/FM radio cassette, good heater,  nice interior, decent paint with little or no rust, good tires and an  easy starting, strong running 4 cylinder engine.  I got the car in 2006  from a local dealer friend of mine.  They had sold the car in '96 and  just taken it in trade from the original owner.  It has about 110,000  miles, though the speedometer cable is damaged and I'm not completely  sure of the mileage.  The speedometer cable fitting is also the filler  cap for the trans oil and it spits some oil when it runs.  But the  engine itself is tight and leak free.  The wings can be removed but the  wing mounting boards are riveted to the top of the car.   The car has  been stored in my heated hangar for the last 2 years, taken out only for  some parades and car shows in 06 and 07.  I have not kept the license  or emissions test current and the winning bidder will have to accept  that responsibility.
The  vehicle can be driven with the wings attached, but at 30mph you will  get nowhere fast.  Best to put the wings in another vehicle, a small  pickup or trailer would be fine.  Winning bidder must make a 50% payment  within 3 days of the close of the auction and  the balance with 7 days  of the close of the auction.
Link: eBay - Hat tip to Joe!